Has anyone seen the new Docker's campaign about wearing the pants? It's for men, evangelicals and fundamentalists. Just to let you know. I assumed you thought "Wear the Pants" was for women. That was the signal you were receiving, but somehow Dockers missed it. Everyone knows that pants no longer are a symbol of masculinity and male headship in our culture, well, at least in evangelicalism and fundamentalism. Notice their campaign ad here. Evangelicals and fundamentalists men no longer wear the pants. They don't. And don't tell me you do. You've been mocking any separatist who still believes that men should wear the pants. If you aren't aware of fundamentalist and evangelical mocking, look here at about comment three to the end. Notice how the evangelicals circle the wagons---how sensitive they are.
Evangelicals and fundamentalists, I'll be expecting you to mock Dockers for the campaign. They obviously don't know what they are talking about. Evangelicals and fundamentalists, get those letters written. Send them off to Dockers. Let them know that the male garment is the cape or the baseball cap. Give them some of that important cultural awareness that you have.